What, exactly, does Jason Kelce smell like?
We may never know. Or, perhaps, we know too much.
A fan tweeted a photo of a scented candle called “Smells Like Jason Kelce,” writing, “I feel like I need Kylie’s permission to smell it …”
And, wouldn’t you know, Kylie gave full permission.
The podcaster and NFL WAG addressed the tweet on her show “Not Gonna Lie” on Thursday, replying, “You’re f—ing right you do.”
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“I’m kidding.” She quickly added, saying, “You can smell the candle.”
“I have no idea what a Jason candle would smell like,” she continued. “I know it smells married. I know that. Smell at your own risk.”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if it smelled like football pads?” she joked, as she speculated that she just got a visceral, gut-wrenching reaction from boy moms with a car trunk full of sweaty football pads. “It would be funny if it smelled like a garage beer, football pads and maybe like a leathery smell from his sandals.”
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Kylie bluntly finished by saying, “I think he smells nice, but that’s not for you to know. That’s for me to know. And for you to never find out.”
Reading the label of the actual candle, the podcaster noted that it’s supposed to smell like “A legendary mix of Mummers parades, Philly grit, and always hungry for seconds.”
“That is a ridiculous description,” she laughed.
While the jury is still out on whether the candle smells anything like the 38-year-old retired Eagles player, his wife has made it very clear that she is not going on record as to what a Jason Kelce candle should smell like.
In the meantime, we’ll stick to burning our Taylor Swift prayer candles with the hope that we get more details about her upcoming wedding to Kylie’s brother-in-law, Travis.
According to GQ, the Chiefs’ tight end is a big fragrance guy.
